Award-Winner!

Written by Jim the Realtor

May 16, 2009

31 Comments

  1. doug r

    Maybe they’ve got a HDTV camera pointing out the porthole and a live image on all the plasmas? Or it’s a CIA secret site and the porthole is part of psyops?

  2. daniel

    Its a Persian thing.

  3. ocrenter

    perfect for a cult like Heaven’s Gate. The red carpet won’t stain when there’s a mass suicide.

  4. Jim the Realtor

    Thanks for noticing lgs!

    Let’s make sure we note the specific landmark, for austerity sake.

    Back-to-back videos featuring fake columns at properties within 100 yards apart – in Vista!

  5. Jim the Realtor

    From the tax rolls:

    They paid $475,000 for the 0.58-acre lot in May, 2006. The 3,300sf house was built in ’08.

    Previous owner had paid $605,000 in 2005, and had a loan for $695,000 from Temecula Valley Bank, dated the same day.

    Not sure how that got resolved, but it’s likely that the current owners have $1,000,000 invested in a vacant house that they hope to get $2,700/month some day.

  6. greenlander

    “De gustibus non est disputandum,” which is Latin for “there’s no accounting for taste.”

  7. Bob

    What a disaster! Designed by Frank Lloyd WRONG.

  8. mybleachhouse

    All spaceships are designed like this. This one will travel through a worm hole 40 years into the future to become a brilliant investment.

  9. 3clicks from da Beach

    Is that a one story or two story? Homes less than one mile from the beach and oceanview are renting for less albeit smaller square footage.

  10. 3clicks from da Beach

    Is that a one story or two story? That is one ugly mound of plastic. Homes less than one mile from the beach and oceanview are renting for less albeit smaller square footage.

  11. dejams

    just a big plain square box with cut-out holes as windows. Must be one of those drugged up designers trying to think not from outside of a “box” but inside of a it.

  12. UCGal

    It looks like a catering hall that you’d hold a wedding reception at.

  13. shoppingaround

    One man’s dream house is another’s nightmare.

  14. Jamie

    Sortof looks like a mosque, or the builder came back from a trip to Spain and wanted a tiny Alhambra, damn the ocean view.

  15. SD_suntaxed

    Ugliness²

    Looks easy enough to convert into a convenience store with plenty of parking too. Top half looks like it was made for neon signage.

  16. The Blur

    Vampires

  17. Chrisg

    Jim, you sound well rested. Welcome back!

  18. doughboy

    I saw this house going up and sitting vacant for the last year. I ride my bike by it weekly. Its only a one story. Faux second story. Look into the windows from the back side it gets even weirder. I though it was going to be something like an Elks Club when it was framed…

  19. Jim the Realtor

    Well rested? I chased around 60 sixth-graders for a week, I need a vacation!

    I took 770 photos, downloaded them, and erased the disk. Today there were only five on my computer – bummer.

  20. MelodyofLove

    There’s a way to get those photos back… let me know if you need help with that.

  21. Dave

    Download Badcopy Pro – it’ll recover most of the deleted files from the memory card.

    (it’ll cost you $40 bucks but it comes in handy all the time for me)

    http://www.jufsoft.com/badcopy/order.asp

  22. garbler

    Looks like a firestation to me

  23. no bubble here

    Award-Winner!

    Does this mean they get a pair of Padres tickets? Maybe you should tape a pair of tickets to the door. (That would be a fun video)

    On the issue of lost pics, don’t record anything new onto the SD card, your pictures are still there, just the table-of-contents is deleted. There are many free tools available to recover deleted files.

    http://www.pcworld.com/downloads/collection/collid,1295-order,1-c,downloads/files.html

  24. Geotpf

    At least it (sort of) makes sense if it’s only a one story. Still ugly.

  25. ucodegen

    Its a one story.. with very high ceilings. When JtR filmed the red carpet, you can see how high the ceiling is in the far room. They are probably 12 to 14 foot or better ceilings…

  26. doug r

    I’m thinking mosque now-red carpet and large windows, especially on the doors screams institutional.
    Saw one of those 4 sides porthole window schemes at a mosque I drove by today.

  27. CA renter

    Definitely not being marketed to Euro-Americans. That thing is truly atrocious.

    Agree with the OP. It screams “Persian palace.”

  28. allyson24

    As someone of middle eastern descent, it does look that way to me too! Waste of lumber…those poor trees : / (or was it mostly plastic involved?) Maybe the guy out in Victorville with the demo crew will pay a visit to it ; )

  29. r king

    She’s beautiful…..love the massive 2nd story bay window…..

  30. usanancy

    These are some of the funniest posts I’ve read yet. Maybe more funny ’cause we live by and also have watched this awful building go up. We thought it was going to be a commercial building of some kind.
    So ugly it’s sad.

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