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The REO videos are for comic relief:
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Klinge Realty Group
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This video rated R for Sex Toys!
Best video EVER! Both my wife and I are laughing uncontrollably.
So did the buyer walk or run from the condo?
Jim, I looking for something in the $700,000 to $1M range in the 92008. Whould I deal with you or one of your hired people?
Thanks,
Ya, I was laughing pretty hard too. That first REO is pretty bad…I love the plane flying RIGHT over you.
But that last one is classic…
Jim,
You missed your calling. You would make a great Anthropologist. In fact, you’re engaging in a kind of urban anthropology.
50 years from now (hell, today), people will watch your videos to find out what REALLY was happening during this period of real estate speculation, grift, excess and “regular” home buying.
What am I supposed to read into the jet aircraft flying over in each video and the disappearance of Ice Cream trucks?
that explains why she had no idea what was happening…
So you say you’ve seen everything in your business. Is that the first box of sex toys?
You’re right about the amateur plumber on that leak. We just had a slab leak a week ago and had to call a plumber. They use leak detection equipment to find where to cut the drywall so you end up with minimal holes. It looks like whoever did the work on that condo just cut all the way across the bottom of the wall hoping to get lucky and find a pipe.
To paraphrase Teddy Roosevelt – Walk softly and carry a big…..
No, there is nobody left in SoCal that isn’t a flipper.
There, that was a simple question to answer.
MDS,
Yes, you’d work with me. I am on the street with buyers every day.
Richard pitches in occasionally, but between us we try to accomodate you being able to see any house, any time.
Have you been looking around much lately?
Have you noticed new listings coming on at higher list prices than what they paid 12-24 months ago?
I can think of three of those in SE Carlsbad that have listed in the last couple of weeks.
Jinx,
I try not to say that, because everytime I do I’m proven wrong.
The box of sex toys are pretty common, but that was my first time seeing a box of stunts and a ’65 Dodge Dart with a column shifter in the same house!
Shouldn’t all those flippers be down at the Children’s Pool? My side cramped from laughing!
I’m only sad he wasn’t driving the dildo repair van that popped up in one of you previous videos.
So, are stunt cocks fixtures that go with the property? Does it depend whether they’re strapped or suction cupped onto the structure?
LMAO
I spied some Rock Band 2 equipment, and was gonna originally offer to take that off your hands, until I saw the “stunt dicks”. Now, I would be surprised if all the stuff on that property wasn’t slightly sticky…
The lives some people live, eye-yay-yay.
Call in haz mat to deal with that drawer, who knows where that stuff has been. People, if you are loosing your house to the bank, please dispose of that stuff properly.
All your videos are informative, Jim, and yes, addicting, but this one had me wiping tears of laughter away. May be the best one ever!
Seriously, Jim, how did you get that guy to appear on camera at the end? What did you possibly say to him?
Guess the new boyfriend made the stunt dicks obsolete! 😉
Doesn’t say much about the ex-husband though. 🙂
“Stunt dick flipper” would be a killer name for a band.