Freeway-Close

Written by Jim the Realtor

May 5, 2010

A reader asked about the under-$500,000 market.

While you might think it is red-hot, all buyers are picky these days – and sellers still have to get the price right.  Our latest contest features an REO listing in RP that has yet to deserve an offer:

http://www.sdlookup.com/MLS-100018564-15386_Paseo_Ajanta_San_Diego_CA_92129

But we do have unique marketing in play, it shouldn’t be long now:

I’ll probably delete this later, it’s not as funny as I thought. Don’t drink and drive.

16 Comments

  1. Dave F.

    I don’t know, I thought it was pretty damn funny.

    It shocked the hell out of me when you got out of your car and started running up the hill!

    The other drivers must have though you had to pinch a loaf when they saw that little number!

  2. François Caron

    “Sir, please step away from the camera. You’ve shot one too many videos.”

    😀

  3. JE

    You could even pre-position a rope ladder on the top of the retaining wall to reduce your chance of injury from the rapid descent into the back yard!

  4. Local Boy

    Funny! Still Laughing!

  5. Susie

    *Chuckle* I’m heard of some sale pitches by real estate agents, JtR, but NEVER this one!

  6. justme

    Not to take away from the simulation of prostate issues while driving (quick, pull over so I can pee) in the middle of a highway, but can you do me a big favor and use your big foot to put down the toilet seat before you take a photo and post it on an MLS? TMI and all…

    I appreciate it.

    JM

  7. tj & the bear

    Hilarious! You’re one crazy dude. Something tells me I gotta score an invite to your next party…

  8. ocrenter

    “Conveniently located near freeway!”

    LOL!

  9. Kwaping

    OMGWTFLOL!!! 🙂

  10. Anonymous

    Jim, do you think you’re on an episode of Cops?

    Jeez

  11. ewhac

    That was… Odd.

  12. Leucadia

    Sweet…I’ll take it!

  13. Jeeman

    Ok, I am feeling very sea-sick watching that one in full-screen mode.

    I wouldn’t delete it, because I think it’s funny.

  14. W.C. Varones

    Drunk driving jokes do not equal drunk driving endorsement.

    America is done if we let the PC Nazis pressure us into shutting down this kind of irreverent humor.

  15. Local Boy

    How aobut the car-pooling advantages–Just hop the fence and meet your co-worker at the side of the freeway for an easy commute downtown–It is getting home at rush hour and trying to cross I-15 that poses the challange!

  16. Eric

    Here’s one for the same niche market of people who like to hang out in bars every night. It backs to Stone World Bistro & their brewing facility:
    http://www.redfin.com/CA/Escondido/1402-Kona-Kai-Ln-92029/home/12133738

    As long as you don’t mind the continuous smell of fermenting mash, and you can afford to drink and/or eat every night at Stone, you’re set!

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