Desperate Wives of Bressi Ranch

Written by Jim the Realtor

January 23, 2014

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BR neighborhood news2.pdf

 

16 Comments

  1. elbarcosr

    Sounds like Fred Garvin needs to buy their house; plenty of potential customers.

  2. Kwaping

    Wow. It goes from mildly entertaining at the start to “WTF” at the end. And after she drops the final bomb (ha ha), she asks for a lead on a rental? LOLNO.

    Wow.

  3. Susie

    How did you get this letter, Jim?

  4. Jim the Realtor

    She passed it around the neighborhood.

  5. CB Mark

    Amusing, but I can’t help but think it’s a tongue in cheek zinger at her neighbors.

  6. Just some guy

    @JtR
    “She passed it around the neighborhood.”

    Apparently, that’s not all she passed.

    “P.S. Swing by the house and have a glass of Bressi Ranch wine…”

    HA!! She said swing. I see what she did there….

  7. Booty Juice

    I would say a wind up for sure, except that I’ve lived in similair neighborhoods and know better.

  8. Consultant

    Jim,

    Lol! That was one train wreck of a letter. Wow.

    Priced to sell?

  9. Sol

    That’s quite an informative and entertaining letter. We received something as special the day after G. W. Bush was elected to his first presidential term – a solicitation for cash donation from the K.K.K. (a note sealed in a plastic baggie with a penny in it, that way it would land nicely on each driveway during drive by).

  10. SD Squatter

    So I see only one house for sale at Bressi which is not pending. Can I “swing” by to comfort her?

  11. Rob Dawg

    “Swing…”

    Love it.

  12. Michael

    And this house is actually for sale, Jim?

  13. Eric

    You need to share that on passiveaggressivenotes.com. It’s definitely a winner.

  14. Jim the Realtor

    And this house is actually for sale, Jim?

    No and I cruised by looking for a sign but nothing yet.

    It could be one of the greatest sales ploys of all-time.

  15. CB Mark

    My new theory: The letter was distributed by some other “mean girl” rival to discredit the party named as the author, and make her the object of scorn and ridicule.

  16. Susan

    So sad. I actually know this woman. Our kids are classmates.

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