Did you know that a garden gnome is a sign that the homeowners are swingers?
They do say no one knows what goes on behind closed doors – but is your neighbor giving out secret clues that they’re a swinger?
Yesterday we told how sales of garden pampas grass have plummeted because it’s believed to be a secret signal that swingers live in the home it belongs to. But it turns out that the exotic plant isn’t the only giveaway that the house’s residents are into liberal sexual practices.
They also cite white landscaping rocks and pink or purple decorations in the front garden as a signal of swinger activity. Bizarrely, the website identifies pineapples as another swinger signal – in the form of a door knocker. They may look sweet and innocent, but it turns out garden gnomes are a likely indicator that the resident is into swinging too.
Read full article here:
https://nypost.com/2017/06/02/secret-signs-your-neighbor-might-be-a-swinger/
Partner swapping is highly prevalent among First Responders. Keep that in mind when house shopping in the burbs and you happen across a neighborhood with a high concentration of that profession.
This is the NY Post republishing an article by the Sun. You might as well just grab something out of the letters section of Penthouse.
Good idea – are they still around?? 🙂
Don’t actually know. But back in the 70s, the letters section was hilarious.
Absolutely! “I am a student a large Midwestern university…..” The height of fiction!