“just some guy’ couldn’t resist sending this in:
Sex Den for Sale
by Jim the Realtor | Feb 8, 2019 | Jim's Take on the Market | 5 comments
by Jim the Realtor | Feb 8, 2019 | Jim's Take on the Market | 5 comments
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They are talking to the wrong experts: Some experts predict home prices will rise less this year than last year, because values can only get so high. Home prices, sales jump 13% in January https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2021-02-22/southern-california-january-home-prices-jump
The north San Diego County coastal region has never been this hot - more houses in escrow than for sale! https://www.bubbleinfo.com/2021/02/23/nsdcc-pendings-overtake-actives/
Pffft. Everyone knows you don’t use light colored grout…. Ummm… Or so I’ve heard.
Hope this sale does not get tied up in escrow.
Ah yes, now I know what to do with the extra bedroom in the new house! 🙂
We are all going to Hell or possibly even Temecula.
I’m house hunting and this is absolutely the BEST listing I have ever come across and the narrative of the person making comments has sent me crying from laughing so hard. AND yes I would for sure figure out all the sex dungeon stuff… 50 Shades of Grey was the best! If I can get the money I will buy the house!