L.A. Realty Video

Written by Jim the Realtor

January 26, 2011

Apparently I need to upgrade:

44 Comments

  1. NEC

    It is too fake.
    Jim, your video is a million times better.

  2. tj & the bear

    Only $12.5M, or ~ $2400/sf. Chump change, right?

    The strand is nice; it would be damn near perfect if they’d only let dogs on the beach! 😉

  3. Mark

    I don’t think Fred gets home cooked meals or too much time to enjoy the spa bath. I have a feeling, Fred is spending all of his days trying to cover the monthly payments she generates.

  4. Deb

    I couldn’t even watch the whole thing it’s so tacky and cheesy. I kept waiting for the agent and client to start undressing…Jim, don’t change your style! It’s real!

  5. shadash

    Was that some kind of porn I just watched?

    Is this guy trying to sell the skank or the house?

  6. Mozart

    That was crazy and unsettling but I liked it. Your move JtR…

  7. Mozart

    By the way, how are new home sales doing? Are people getting tired of picking through the trash for a home yet?

    I also wonder how many new SFR’s are being built compared to the last 10 years and what’s the inventory? Hmmm…any insights JtR?

  8. Chuck Ponzi

    I think the only type of person that would have that kind of video appeal to them would be nouveau riche d-bags with an inflated sense of self and ego-maniacal tendencies.

    They’d feel right at home in Manhattan beach.

    Chuck

  9. Wassup

    Sounded like her boyfriend already bought the place. I assume from the video that it’s too late for me to make an offer. Too bad as I soooo was going to…

    Fred buddy, if u are going to spend that much cash, it’s time to upgrade to a new Skankfriend… The one in the video is already starting to look a little olde.

  10. bubblenerd

    I think you should start storyboarding your future videos Jim. 🙂

  11. Jim the Realtor

    Wifey wants to know where I was ‘net surfing to find that one…

  12. Mrs. Davis

    Mozart,

    Unless your are specifically interested in the Northern SD market, you should be hitting this site for that kind of data. Not much building going on and it will be years before it returns to former levels.

  13. chrisanthemama

    JtR, keepin’ it real: from the showplaces to the bio-discos and everything in between.

    I kinda did want to slap that woman in the video: what a pill.

  14. Tom Tarrant

    I’d rather see the Vista Ice Cream trucks any day.

  15. swm

    If you wanted to do a satire of this, you would just run it again.

  16. mbhater

    to paraphrase JTR…”Happy ‘lady on the side in Manhattan Beach’, happy life…”

  17. BottomFisher

    Fred got laid off….it’s on the foreclosure list now.

  18. Local Boy

    So Los Angeles!

  19. Billyfeet

    Bad news girlfriend, Brad is out laying some pipe with a tattooed meth freak, and has canceled your debit card. Time to start dusting off that cosmetologist license!

  20. jedwards

    It’s pretty nice, but I’m looking for something more in the $100-200 million range. If you see anything please let me know.

  21. Peter

    What a facile bimbo…I’d shoot myself after one day with her. Silly house, also. It dates itself terribly- tomorrow’s disco lair.

  22. Tom Stone

    Selling the sizzle is a tried and true strategy.

  23. Dwip

    But you have to admit, shilling the skank is kinda new.

  24. Brad

    I thought I told her not to make any more videos.

  25. mybleachhouse

    I would rather buy 12000 nights in Vegas than that house.

  26. Nonymouse

    Hang on, is it Fred or Brad? I think we should be told.

  27. Wassup

    I think it’s Fred & Brad… The older beach babe is in the middle.

  28. Downturn

    Couldn’t watch the whole thing. Had to run and grab a barf bag.

  29. Kathy

    Has to be Brad….don’t think she would be with a Fred, do you?

  30. Jesus

    In classic LA style, lots of glitz and glam = Cheesy!

  31. Jim the Realtor

    I got my spoof on the storyboard, give me a couple of days and we’ll have the San Diego version….

  32. Nick

    This 17 year old male wasn’t really paying attention to the house…..she is fine. Did you see those heels? I did! haha

    Is this real? I love when she touches the counter and laughs about what a “romantic” time they’ll house.

    But the house? UGLY. The rooftop pool is cool, but the view from the master isn’t that great: Those damn concrete columns!

    For that money, I’ll be in Beverley Hills/Brentwood/Pacific Palisades or ideally, way up in the hills above Sunset.

  33. MarkB

    I couldn’t watch the whole thing because I was laughing too hard.

    Doesn’t that realtor know that video lasts forever on the internet? When some kid stumbles over your stuff 100 years from now, Jim, he’ll learn something about SD real estate in the early 21st century. When the same kid stumbles on that LA video he’ll know that one particular LA realtor was just a real dork!

  34. Local Boy

    Can’t wait to see Jim’s SD version!

  35. Sean

    For the SAG day rate and a nice dinner, you can have her for a lot less than the house.

  36. OhMan

    It’s Fred AND Brad. She’s obviously a working girl.

  37. Kirby Birdwell

    This was just another parady of the adbsurdity that is LA. It is drivel created by mental midgets. The whole tone of this ad exhibits such hubris. No wonder most of us simply look away in utter disgust when we drive north into the smogbelt. Jim, keep it real and you will be just fine!

  38. Noz

    Jim, you need to shave your legs, wear some heels, and dude, your videos will be killer!

  39. Anonymous

    Sorry to say everybody but check the number of comments…..Looks like the cheesy realtor got exactly what he wanted.

  40. kc

    Nice legs!!!! She shd do the ZZ top video part II

  41. Gav

    Jim, if you tart yourself up and start saying bollocks like “I just luuuv the master bedroom” you deserve a swift kick in them!!

    Your vid’s Jim knock the socks off this tripe. The thing your videos have and always have had, is approachability. All the editing in the world just will not get you that skill!

    Although I agree ….great legs.

  42. Jeeman

    LOL, what a thumbnail he chose for the frozen video.

    I agree with Chuck @ comment #8. That same type of guy is also trying to clean up his keyboard right now.

  43. François Caron

    Oh for crying out loud…

    If this were Soylent Green, she’d be the furniture!

  44. Locomotive Breath

    I think I’m in love. Don’t care much for the house though.

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