
Jim Klinge
Klinge Realty Group
Broker-Associate, Compass

Are you looking for an experienced agent to help you buy or sell a home?
Contact Jim the Realtor!
- 682 S. Coast Hwy 101, Suite #110
Encinitas, CA 92024 - (858) 997-3801 call or text
- klingerealty@gmail.com
CA DRE #01527365, CA DRE #00873197
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More ppl should consider San Diego:
• Most underrated city in the world
• Ton of smart talent (w/ ucsd, usd, sdsu)
• Access to Mexico-TJ borders
• 8th most largest city in US
• Solid food, music, art scene
• Great beaches everywhere
What else am I missing?
“Hi Kevin, I wanted to check in to see if you were interested in selling your property”
Do this 50 times a day, work under a superstar broker, sound normal, and be prepared to provide great market info.
You’re a millionaire in a few years.
I chuckled…then felt depressed.
Where do you find this stuff?
HILARIOUS! (and soooo true.)
p.s.: Gotta be Carmel Valley.
p.p.s.: Emailed CR about this post — he may want to “borrow” it.
Oh God that is mean……
And I laughed really hard
…”but we are in the middle of a loan modification so we are just FINE!”
roflmao.
There’s a similar one floating around about mortgage brokers, I’ll see if I can find it again.
LMAO! You da man, Jim!
Just one more example as to why I’m a JtR groupie…
I wondered what happened to David Lereah.
That video is hilarious.
I can’t stop laughing.
But I know people just like that…
Yep, that movie just nailed everything, didn’t it? 😉
Unfortunately, I know people just like this as well. 🙁
I liked the part about buying the usless items.
Would have been better if the “homeowner” was renting the property and not paying the mortgage for however many months.
Just more proof Jim is the all too rare realtor.
LOL!
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. I have the end result. The owner got a haircut, the bank got a haircut, and I got the hair.
Does the NAR insist upon “Low Life Blood Sucking Vampire®?”
Hilarious!! What a great find.
you’re probably thinking of this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdCVHbeH6rM
Rob Dawg, I think you meant “LOW LIFE BLOOD SUCKING VAMPIRE (R)”. 🙂
Then there is this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK_MErZfH0s
There are just too many good one of these on the tube now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVmLGTxMfbE
Hey OgreB, just in case you thought that vid about the bad seller was an exaggeration, we have in the comments for 6187 Tamilynn Street:
Tenant occupied can preview or show client on Mondays only from 1:00 pm to 1:30pm.
WAIT A MINUTE, is this video sexist? Blaming the “horrible mess” on the husband?
As far as I read it, it’s the wives that are the champs at trying to one-up-the-Joneses. A handful of “Low Life Blood Sucking Vampires®” have admitted that it’s the guys who are better at adding up the numbers correctl — trying to limit the spending — whereas the wives want the “House that Just Feels Right(TM)”, which also happens to be the more expensive home in all cases considered!
We should do one of these cartoons and base it around a realtor named James who sports a very tanned left arm.
We can call it “don’t shoot the messenger”.
(Twas a joke btw!)