Thursday, May 31st, 2007 at 3:34 AM
Mr. Lucky

Had my hands full the last couple of days trying to get this one closed in Rancho Santa Fe.
You’d think if you were able to put together a $2.9 million deal with a 2-week closing, the participants would go out of their way to help make it happen. Yet it went like most deals do, with the inexperienced and incompetent throwing every conceivable hurdle in the way.
The first lender denied the loan due to a manufactured home being on the property. That’s right, a practically-new 300sf modular on a permanent foundation, purchased for the caretaker and of little value, turned into a deal-killer. This is after the appraisal came in at $3,033,000 with a $60,000 token value placed on the manufactured home. The review appraiser knocked down the appraisal to $2.9 million, and when the underwriter saw the modular, they just flat out denied it like it was toxic waste, instead of cutting the $60,000 value placed on it.
First Guaranty of Texas took one look at how clean the rest of the package was, and said "hurry up and fund it".
But there were other little crazy things too. Like the escrow officer who wanted the buyers to give her a $500 check to give her a "pad", even though the down payment, closing costs, plus an extra $10,000 were already in escrow. It’s no wonder that consumers get so disgusted with buying and selling real estate.
It’s a humbling business too. When my 10-year old heard that I sold a house for that price (an all-time record), she said, "you just got lucky".



